Drive:

-Life’s been good back up in the north. I’ve been flying a whole bunch, finally conned my unit into giving me a full time pilot job. Bought a house in New Bedford before I had that full time job, so clearly my financial decisions are very well thought out. Aside from that, not much is too new. I definitely need to get in on the CCC ‘22 because I’ll be taking a nice vacation to the desert for all of 2023. 

Approach (selfies):

3-Putt:

-What “old person” things do you do?

I complain about everything hurting and sometimes catch myself complaining about music in bars being too loud. 

-Where are some unusual places you’ve been?

I went to a couple bars that were actually boats on a river in Serbia on a study abroad. The next day we were doing a tour of the city and the guide told us to stay away from that whole area because it was run by the mafia and there’s always at least a couple stabbings. Needless to say I went back every night for the rest of the trip. 

-Why are you so handsome?

Great question, I’m glad you asked. First of all, I like to think that I have phenomenal genetics. Just a great base to work from. My diet of mainly frozen pizza, pasta, and various meats adds to how well I maintain the upkeep of my tremendous figure. Vegetables are a conspiracy pushed by Big Farm. My emerald green eyes really captivate anyone who meets my gaze, which is then followed up by my incredible and extremely humble personality which seals the deal. 

Drive (new piece of info):

- Since another second place finish at the CCC, it's been an exciting time for the Silberman family, led by the birth of our first daughter, Eloise Rose Silberman, born on January 8th. Everyone is doing great.

Approach (selfie):

3-Putt: (questions submitted by listeners)

Q1: Which number will be bigger in 2022, the # of Jets losses, or your handicap?

A1: One is trending in the right direction, and one I suspect will head the opposite way. *The Jets are winning 9 games next year* (book it, juicers only), and I don't see myself getting down to a 7 (or 8) handicap.

Q2: What are your golf goals for 2022?

A2: To play golf at all, figure out how to not slice the ball with every drive, and, most importantly, get invited back for CCC '22.

Q3: What piece of golf equipment/apparel are you planning to purchase next?

A3: This year I look forward to perhaps finally purchasing a club that will allow me to hit the ball between 70-80 yards.